megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

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callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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Anonymous asked:

My boyfriend says he's going to break up with me if I don't sleep with him. What's the kindest way to tell him to shove it?

have the fun Answer:

edwardspoonhands:

kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

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